I took a tumblr

waderandolph:

I’m in a band. Pluimer made us a video.

danharmon:

Let’s sell these mothers out with Harmontown fans so I don’t have to perform for anyone that expects anything better!

1/10 Phoenix, AZ Stand Up Live

Tickets: http://standuplive.com/show.cfm?id=201470&cart

1/11 Austin, TX Cap City Comedy Club

Tickets: https://seatengine.com/event/1916

Dan Harmon Tour Dates!! Tour!!!  Dates!!!!

This will be a wonderful podcast!!

mattdwyer:

Shane Bugbee talks about working with Bukowski GG Allin John Wayne Gacy, In this promo clip on my podcast

Hoodie - 03 - Toothbrush, In this the 3rd and final installment of Hoodie Hide Ricky Carmona and Brady Novak make a statement!!   They don’t know what that statement is but they do make one!!

Hoodie Hide - 02 - Stairs.  Starring Ricky Carmona and Brady Novak

TAKE ME OUT “AT” THE BALL GAME

“Take me out at the ball game,

Take me out in the crowd;

Kill me with some bullets and accurate shots,

I don’t care if I never get back.

Let me croak, croak, croak, for the death team,

If a man won’t do it, pick a dame,

For it’s one, two, three shots in my chest,

At the old ball game.”

- I. Bond

CHIP TOOTH

“Patricia left me on Tuesday.  I would have killed myself by now, but I have good seats to the playoffs.  Plus, I worry about where to hold the gun on my head.  Because if I go the traditional route of jamming the barrel in my mouth it might just chip my teeth when I pull the trigger.  We are talking about a machine gun for gods sake.  I will probably just hire a sniper to take me out at the ballgame.” - I. Bond

CRUSHED

“Crushed by the feeling of an ex-lover, loving another lover. Crushed by hearing the words, “I do, I do love him very much.” Crushed by finding no one to fill this void. Crushed by the weight of this woman on top of me. I shouldn’t be typing this while she is fucking me.” - I. Bond