I never get asked, “Hey Brady, how are you so happy?” And I never get the chance to respond, “I find funny, harmless, nice friends, give them 90% of myself and take 10% from them…Also, I watch “Pawn Stars” from 3p-4p everyday, and then I nap from 4p-5p. Finally, I sleep the rest of the day.”
2) Rock (both Chris and The)
3) Any black person who was born in the United States. Especially in the Brooklyn, Compton, “and ya-say Chi-City” areas.
4) Alec Baldwin
5) A class reading/discussing Huckleberry Finn.
6) Louis C.K.
7) Donald Trump (only on the list because we think him saying it in public would be the quickest way to get rid of him. but I want to be very clear we don’t have him on this list to give him carte blanche to say it.)
8) Jay Leno (see above)
9) An 80yr old grandmother who is just ignorantly asking for a Brazil Nut and not a lecture from her grandson.
10) By the way, she paid for your NYU education!!!
Seriously, if you find yourself having a hard time not saying it please call (800) Travel Egypt, make travel arrangements, come back and see where you are with the word.
If you have ever wanted to try standup comedy, and you were thinking about paying the hundreds of dollars that standup teachers charge for their classes, please stop for a second. Consider taking my on-line course instead. I think it will work at least as well as any for-pay class out there….
Today the Supreme Court struck down DOMA and Prop 8. I’d like to say that I’m happy about it. But now that the federal debate is all but settled, I’d like to take the time to make fun of everybody involved.
A lot of people I know have equality symbols on Facebook. You know…
I’m in a band. Pluimer made us a video.
Let’s sell these mothers out with Harmontown fans so I don’t have to perform for anyone that expects anything better!
1/10 Phoenix, AZ Stand Up Live
1/11 Austin, TX Cap City Comedy Club
Dan Harmon Tour Dates!! Tour!!! Dates!!!!
This will be a wonderful podcast!!
Shane Bugbee talks about working with Bukowski GG Allin John Wayne Gacy, In this promo clip on my podcast
Hoodie - 03 - Toothbrush, In this the 3rd and final installment of Hoodie Hide Ricky Carmona and Brady Novak make a statement!! They don’t know what that statement is but they do make one!!